- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Your Mom The End.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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