- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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