- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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