what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A fat guy!

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A gay man watches football.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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