- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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