Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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