- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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