- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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