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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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