Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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