What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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