knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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