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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Women's rights.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A house comes around the corner.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

So one time there was this woman learning...

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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