- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A bar walks into a man

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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