What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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