How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

WNBA

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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