What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call an arab ?

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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