Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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girls basketball

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purple pickles

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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