- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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