- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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