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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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I am a mime

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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