Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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