- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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