Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's half of 8? o

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Read a Book.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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whats 7+4? 74

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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