- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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