So, this joke isn't funny.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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