- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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