Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

N-E Pats never cheated

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

whats black? the colour

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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