What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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The holocaust

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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this website is a bad joke

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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