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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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