Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

If life gives you lemonade.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

the NAACP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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