- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

A man walks into a bar

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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