- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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