What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Bob Saget that is all

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