- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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