- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Gay republicans

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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