-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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women's rights

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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read me write me

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Cliterus

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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