Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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