- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Please ignore this statement.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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