- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How about that airline food?

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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