- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

womans having rights.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Asian women drivers...

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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