- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Whats funnier than 24, 69

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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