- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

your mom is so stupid she got raped

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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