What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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The global news

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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