- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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