- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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