Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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womens rights

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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