A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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