Rebecca Black's career.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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