- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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