What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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flavin's head

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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