Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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