- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

sky's sty

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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