- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

I dont have a girlfriend

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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