- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A dyslexic blind man

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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