A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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