- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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