Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Camerons hair is Curly..

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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