- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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