- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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