What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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