Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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