- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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