Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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