- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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