What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Massie is a fatass

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Tunechi

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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