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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

poopy is poopy

Womens rights

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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