In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Sixty... eight

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Your mom.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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