- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

I had a lemon. hi.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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