- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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