Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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