- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Phew... it's gone.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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