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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Waseem is a hard worker.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.