- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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