- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Jeff

What black and has children A black man

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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