- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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