- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What fires shots? A gun

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Connor is homo

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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