what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What did the old man say? Im old

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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