Who's the fastest kid in AA

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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