Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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