Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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