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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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