Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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