- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A seal walks into a club.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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