- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What happened to my sunglasses?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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