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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

justin beiber sucks

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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