- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

mark is life

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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