- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

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