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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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