- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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