Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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