Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

a black man walks out of popeyes

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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