- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

i saw amango it splootered

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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