- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

justin beiber sucks

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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