- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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