What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

black chicken. kfc

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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