- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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