- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's the difference between a lamp?

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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