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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How high is the sky? True or False