- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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