There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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