Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Anti Joke

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