Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

a blind man walks into a wall

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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