- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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