- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

lets bomb africa

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Indians

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

homosexual rights to marriage

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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