- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

run farther?

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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