- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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