- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

your face

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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