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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's just not right? Left

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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