- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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