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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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