Sarah Palin's political campaign

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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