A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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