- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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