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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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