Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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