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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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