What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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