Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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women's rights

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Atheism

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Anti Joke

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