A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Pickles are powerful

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

what's white and sticky semen

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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