- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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