- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Turkeys are obese

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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