- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What's white and black? Color blind.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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