What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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