- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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