Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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