- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

what's up? my penis.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

No soup for you!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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