what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Your mother is average.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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kathryn atkins

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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My mum is called Steve

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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