How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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