How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Bob Saget

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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