- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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