- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A cat playing laser tag.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What is older than history?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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