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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

OOOOPPS /

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Chick Norris... Enough said

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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