- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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