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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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