- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red.

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