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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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what's the difference between a duck?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

batman has diarrhea

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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