- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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