- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How do you end a sentence

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

My wife made me a sandwich

An Asian person drove home safely.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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