- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Women's Rights

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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