what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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