- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

ure mama's so fat

My spelling is horrible

Gretta has five legs? -no

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

I? Everett

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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