- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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