- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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