- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

PIED NINNY!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

sucks Syntax...

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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