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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's your blood type? Red.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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