- Anti Joke

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Women's rights.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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