- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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