- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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