- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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