Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Shltskc gw? G

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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