- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How old is victor? Half past dead

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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