- Anti Joke

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Who wants water? I do.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

I need to start studying.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What is the difference between John and John Nothing