Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Chick Norris... Enough said

The global news

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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