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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Where's my baby??

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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