- Anti Joke

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife