- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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