What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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