- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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