- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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