- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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