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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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